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When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
/ a term of address for all the people a person knows during the covid-19 virus quarantine in 2020
*starts live stream*
What up all my Covid-Q’s out there in tv land
When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.
We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.
It's a measurement of time lasting about 2 years or who knows forever.
Jack worked on that project since March 2020 or one covid unit.
When a group of 2 or more individual hang out together that are not part of the same household.
The government does not allow you to be with people that are not part of your household. So therefore if you hang out with anyone you have a chance of spreading covid-19.
Want to have a covid party?
Bob and Kate just met, they must be having a covid party.
The people who attended the Trump Rally in Tulsa were close enough to blow Covids onto one another. Its was a genuine Covid Blowfest