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Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling
Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.
So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.
My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.
My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.
When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.