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Beverage that holds liquid courage. Not meant for children. And definitely not meant for spilling.
Hey Charlie I hope you brought your adult sippy cup because this twerk fest is about to go Miley on your liver.
An unbelievably sexy man whore.
Oh Jesse your such a Tippy cup!
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Where someone cuts off the bottom of a plastic cup and puts their balls in a cup and begins to teabag a member of the opposite or same sex.
"Don't make me set my ball in a cup on you!"
"My favourite activity is ball in a cup."
"Dude I don't get how you actually managed to do ball in a cup with her/him!"
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When, usualy a joke or another comment (but could also apply to a film or play etc), is either not appreciated, said when not appropriate or just plain not funny and get's either a cold response or no response at all. Similar to a lead balloon. It can be described as "Going down like a cup of cold sick".
When George told his joke, about The Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman, in which the Irishman appears stupid, at an Irish social club, it went down like a cup of cold sick.
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Hitomi J-Cup is the most amazing woman alive. She suports the entire Japanese film industry on her J-Cup sized breasts. Without her the world would lose meaning and the milky way would implode into the sun.
Kyle: I don't think I can take living anymore.
Dave: Don't say that Kyle. Here. I have something that will make the pain of losing your entire family and dog in a train accident.
Kyle: What is it?
Dave: It's a DVD of Japanese porn superstar Hitomi J-Cup.
Kyle: I don't think it will help.
Kyles Mum's Ghost: Just watch, Kyle. Just watch...........
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The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.
Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
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1. The reason you don't eat chocolate ice cream.
2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.
3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.
4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.
5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
The two girls and a cup video made me barf at first sight.
To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
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