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When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.
Margaret: "What's that smell?"
Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"
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when you are bangin a girl/guy in the dark and you get off and tell them you are going to the bathroom. meantime your buddy is waiting to trade places with you, and your buddy preceeds to go into the room wher the girl/guy was left in the dark and finishes the job. works best if the second person doesn't talk to avoid comprimising the situation.
a.k.a. double dippin, taggin out, or calling the bullpen
dude, that dark swap we pulled last night was brilliant. she never knew it wasn't you when i was bangin her.
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The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.
This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.
Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
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That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
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The dark night of the soul is a spiritual depression, that ranges from feelings of extreme GOD-like bliss one day to all of a sudden extreme sadness, manic states and confusion the next day.
Dark night of a soul is best described as an existential crisis and is typically happens sometime after a spiritual awakening. It’s painful and confusing if you resist it but it is possible to overcome somewhat quickly if you fully surrender into it.
Every human will experience it in at least one of their lifetimes if they want to reach a Nirvana state and become enlightened.
Moms friend: What happen to your daughter? She’s been acting kind of “off “ lately. Is she alright?
Mom: I’m honestly not sure, the doctor said everything is perfect on the test scans and she is 100% healthy. I know she’s been praying and meditating a lot lately to relieve pain
Moms friend: I think she is going through a Dark Night Of The Soul. I had went through the same thing when I was studying the map of consciousness and doing meditations 10 years ago.
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The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.
Period.
The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies
The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!
Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe
The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)
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The dark mode challenge is a funny internet challenge.
All you need is a car and night.
You have to wait for the night, turn off all lights in and on the car and drive 20 km at atleast 100 km/h or 30 km at atleast 60 km/h.
If you completed the required kilometers, you have mastered the challenge. Now, you gotta upload a video of it on Tiktok.
Have you already tried the dark mode challenge? It is really fun
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