Third Date Rule

The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.

I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!

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date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

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clock and date

To find something that is completely expected and not unusual. A classical example of itself amidst all other things like it. Insinuates that something is the antithesis of original.

1) The movie was a clock and date action film.
2) Your attitude to gender is so nineties clock and date.

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date night

in order to keep a bond fresh and healthy you make time for the occasional date night
no phones allowed

"its date night, boo. tonight i want you to choose my outfit, do my hair and makeup. tonight is only for you. as it is for me. I want to make you feel so good"

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Man-Date Central

The central location of all man-date activities; The Wendy's on Route Two

Let's go to Man-Date Central, I'm starvin for a JBC and some Boriqua Lovin!

gay dating app

The name is pretty self-explanatory. Anyways, what the fuck are you doing searching up "gay dating app"? Are you like 10 or something, you shouldn't even be here kid

Guy 1: have you heard of that new gay hookup app called "Grindr"?
Guy 2: yeah, but I prefer to use "hornet"
Guy 1: what is that?
Guy 2: it's a gay dating app, just like grindr

socially irresponsible dating

A tall guy dating a short girl, thereby depleting the already limited pool of possible suitors for tall ladies.

Woman 1 (6 feet tall): I can't believe tall Tom is dating that tiny chick.
Woman 2: Yeah, totally selfish of him. Socially irresponsible dating should be illegal.