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They're like the dry heaves for your ass.
That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.
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Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.
Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.
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Same idea as dry heaving, but out of your ass.
I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.
The driest of butt heaves.
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When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!
Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.
Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
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The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.
After practice i had a severe case of heinous dry-mouth.
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The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.
"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."
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(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.
Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.