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When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.
Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.
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The worst smelling crap known to man.
Man, did somebody just chudz dump in here?
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After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.
This usually happens more than once.
Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."
- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."
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When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
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Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.
"Did you see Latavius' brand new house?"
"that ain't no new house that's a HUD dump fo sure"
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A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.
"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."
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what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.
Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
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