Loves spongebob,caitlin burgess and sucking dick
dylan gordon is the worlds best pedo kiiller
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You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!
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the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3
person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill
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The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. Iβm usually not one for blondes, but Iβd risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.
Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!
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Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.
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A fat nigger that sits on fortnite every day and fucking fingers his ass whole while playing the guitar
βOh your a dylan Durler cause your fat and been sitting on fortnite all day you faggotβ thatβs what Dylan means
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The most unique name ever that I have I have only herd once and likes to throw snow balls at innocent girls outside
And love Nike joggers because they make is magnum dong bigger when you look at it
Not that you should be looking at it but isnβt so big that it catches both your eyeballs
Oooo lick itβs Dylan James go over and lick it
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