e-introduce

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email

She e-introduced me to the team

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C of E

chapel of england

A Clockwork Orange:

One necktie, blue. -Religion?

- C of E, sir.

Do you mean the Church of England?

- Yes, sir. The Church of England.

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e-know

To know or be familiar with someone only through electronic (i.e., internet) connections, never having met them in the flesh. The very opposite of "in person" or "in the flesh." Not a fleshfriend. Past tenses: e-knew, e-met.

"Oh yeah, I e-know her! What does she *really* look like in person?

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E-thlete

Etymology: A portmanteau of electronic and athlete.
Pronunciation: ˈēth-ˌlēt or ˈē-thə-ˌlēt\ (the second pronunciation emphasizes "leet")

A skilled, trained, or professional video game player. Used in the same context athlete might be used, including further portmanteaus.

Jeremy, from Pure Pwnage, is extremely e-thletic.

"Dude, I hurt my foot playing the bass pedal on Rock Band."
"Looks like a bad case of e-thlete's foot, I'll call John Madden."

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e-buff

Internet sex, usually associated with a long distance relationship.

Bob: So what's up with your girl friend in California
Jim: It's all good, we e-buffed last night

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e-pen0r

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

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e-famous

When one becomes famous on the entirenet.

"OMGZ i am teh grrl with brestts and pix"

"OMGZ you are teh e-famous"

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