Also referred to as Aligs Niller, Alen Milk, and occasionally SCP-096. This guy is a raging drunk, racist, pothead who can’t control his temper around women with short hair. When looking at him straight in the face, he will grow aggressive and charge with no remorse for his victims. Asking him his favorite chocolate bar will usually get him suspended and his least favorite people on the planet are zang garfer, barg marking, and bryan hesch.
“Did you hear what happened to Dresden?”
“No what happened?”
“Her and Abby were talking and she made eye contact with Alex Ed Miller and he put her teeth down her throat”
“Well shit, that’ll teach them”
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ryan "i just love daddy ed"
rick "bro thats kinda sus"
ryan "idc im gay for eddy bae"
The act of getting hammered at a sorority house.
Bro I got so G6’ed last night I pissed the bed.
trippin absolute ballsack
in blissful dimension
Ya bud, I’m absolutely glipnorped right now.
Yo, he’s geeekin, dude is absolutely glipnorp(ed)
get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was
joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’
Man amongst men that the ladies flock to. Don’t hate him because you ain’t him.
Looking like Ed Hensley with all this women chasing him.
Ye Ed when ye proper wiffed an tha
Arhh lad am proper changed out of me chab Ed yenoo