Godly Egg

Godly Egg Best HR Ever in Archon, Various. Active and Skilled.

Who is Godly Egg? Godly Egg is a total cracked ape ngl

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eggs benidict

Stuff a deviled egg entirerly in a womens mouth... then shove your dick in there..... aka...eggs benidict. Aka... holiday magic!

So I was chilling with this bitch and some deviled eggs so i gave her the ol eggs benidict.... son!

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chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.

"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"

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Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

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salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

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egg booty

An egg that is just so awesome it becomes a booty

THAT EGG BOOTY IS FINE

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KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

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