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An egg that is just so awesome it becomes a booty
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the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.
"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."
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The act of putting an egg in your ass and cracking within the anus
"I just learnt how to do the Ass Egg."
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A common misunderstanding of "angry dragon"
"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"
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A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out
Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-
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1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.
2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.
"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"
"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"
"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."
"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."
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