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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
The art of drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a ungodly pace
Now were washing em jockey dogger skinnerrrrr
L (el)-laugh
M (em)-my
A (ay)-ass
O (oh)-off
oh yh el em ay oh i remember that!!
The deliberate and controlled, free-space radiation and/or reception of electromagnetic energy for a defined purpose.
Businesses conduct the EMS activity of communication to enable collaboration between headquarters offices and satellite units.
When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone
Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em
A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).
After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.
Cloodus and em Is a way to describe two best friends with the strongest bond possible. They always understand eachother whether they're joking or serious, they're always there for eachother no matter what, and they're always finding ways to make the other happy as can be. A cloodus would do anything for an em. Cloodus would risk getting in serious trouble if it meant he could hang out with em, after all, they do have the best times together. They can always find something to buy no matter what store they go to and will always find something to eat, whether it's cookie dough or popcorn. Nothing can ever separate these two because they've got big plans for the future.
Wow is that cloodus and em over there ?
Yeah, they never leave eachothers side.
Damn , I wish I had friends like that.