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carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.
Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.
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1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.
2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
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The act of farting and then enjoying the smell of ones own fart.
I had a burrito earlier today. I'm looking forward to some fart enjoyment time later.
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When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.
My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.
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Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.
Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.
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When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.
Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.
He pulled a squat fart.
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When something you were going to say but the thought escaped your memory and doesn't return.
I have an idea but now I don't remember what it was, it was just on the tip of my tongue--ugg brain fart!
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