February 22nd

February 22nd is the slap your best friend’s ass day. When you see your best friend at: school,home, going out or anywhere else SLAP THAT ASS and see how she reacts

You: Hey (bestie’s name)

Friend: Hey!!
You: *Slaps her ass*
Friend: Why would you do that?!
You: its february 22nd, the slap your best friend’s ass day!! So i have to slap you on your ass😭

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february 28th

Slap your sister day.

Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*

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No furry February

No furry February; a month where furries try and draw humans instead of anthropomorphic animals, just a fun challenge for furries.

"oh you're drawing a furry oc? It's no furry February, gotta draw humans instead.*

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February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

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February 25th

It is Sydney’s birthday but they call her std because when you type syd sometimes it autocorrects to std. Single always, she cute ig...

February 25th?

Yeah that’s std’s birthday!

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February 2

Ask out your crush day.

"Damn baby you is fine as hail! yk what its February 2 so, trynna date"
"shiiiii if you say so''

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February 7

National Kick a Blonde named Marissa Day

You: "Hey Marissa it's February 7th"
Marissa: "yeah and?"
You *Kick*

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