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When her hips buck away from your mouth while you're performing oral on her
Her pussy turned into fast food when my tongue went deep into her cervix
Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.
Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.
Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>
someone who is on a diet and only eats once a day
individual 1: is that freak sniffing food? what's up with that?
individual 2: they're a food cuck. they sniff food just to feel something
The greatest combination to ever exist
dude 1: dude im so bored
dude 2: try eating Food with Youtube
dude 1: holy shit
Stronk Food is the best steam user in the world, if you want to add him as friend well do it. Stronk Food is very polite, if you want to play a game with him then just ask (the game has to be a game that Stronk Food and you have).
Oh Hello Stronk Food! That Stronk Food guy is very good at playing. Add meh as frend stronk food!!!!!
When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
The same prepackaged food you have been living off of for the past 5 years or the omega poor meal you put together despite living in a two story house, owning yeezys/tims, only wearing "designer clothing", and blowing 2k of your moms credit card on vbucks last week like it was no big deal.
Me: mom can we stop at McDonald's
Mom: we have food at home
Food at home: