If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

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Fuck Duck

Fuck Duck: 1)To have sexual intercource with a duck.
2)A person that has sexual relations with muliple partners.
3)A sexual play toy.
4)A sexual nick name given to one's partner.

1)Frank had sex with that duck, what a duck fuck!
2)Frank, Fran, Francis, and Fred all have sex with way too many people in one night, they're all fuck ducks.
3)Frank got Francis a fuck duck.
4)Francis nicknamed Frank her fuck duck!

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duck you?

duck = fuck
you = you, u
? = ?
duck + you + ? = fuck you

duck you, man!1

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fuck a duck

I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"

1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)

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ducks on the pond

n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.

1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.

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Wounded Duck

Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.

Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)

I went duck hunting last night
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers

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darkwing duck

A black person, negro

omg I just got robbed by a bunch of darkwing ducks

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