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A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
A totally pimpin hat usually worn to illustrate awesomeness, worn on a Friday.
Person 1: Cool hat!
Person 2: Thanks. It's my new Friday Pimp Hat.
Flavor saver Friday, is the friday of memorial weekend in the United states and shows support for fathers in the armed services over seas. On this day its encouraged to shave your face into a mustache, womb broom, flavor saver.
Hey you hear its memorial day coming up,
Hell yea brother then Friday is flavor saver Friday.
Bad bitch Friday is the day where girls wear little to no makeup, no waist trainers, no fancy hair styles or setting with hair spray. We are girls, we are strong, gorgeous naturally, and we are bad bitches.
“Hey, it’s bad bitch Friday!”
“Exactly, body positivity all they way!”
Fancy as Fuck Friday is when you dress really fucking nice on Friday because you aren't a "Casual Friday" asshole you are FANCY AS FUCK asshole!!!1!1
Guy 1: "Why is Danni so dressed up?"
Guy 2: "Its Fancy as Fuck Friday, she looks good af"
Danni: "Yeyeyeyeye BOYYYYY"
When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(
Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.
Don: What?
Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.