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The best friend in your life is the person you are thinking about as you read this.
Best Friend
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A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.
you know who you are...
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a forever friend. you can talk to them about anything and everything for hours on end without getting bored and it will seem as if it's only been a few minutes. they understand each other.soul friends are friends that will never be separated and are meant to be friends. soul friends are a pile of awesomeness that people wish they were. soul friends have friendship goals af.
Mer: I'm so glad i found my soul friend !
Genny: I'm so glad I found you too!
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A girl can say this to assure you (the boyfriend) that her male friend is 'just a friend'
If your girlfriend says this about a guy she has been a bit too friendly towards for a while, she is lying. probably.
Man: Who's this guy you've been hanging with? He just touched your leg!
Woman: Oh relax! We're just friends!
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The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
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someone who cares for you no matter what..a person who lets you cry on their shoulder when your cat died even though they dont even know your effing cat that well; and was there on moving day; someone who loves you unconditionaly but like a sister or brother
me and ellie are best friends.
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An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.
First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?
Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.
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