More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit
"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"
A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.
That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?
Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot
when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving
Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.