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'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!
Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!
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Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
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A sneaky way of stealing something, plankton used this to steal the secret formula
Spongebob
Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Formuoli...Now spongebob
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Not a single floating fuck was given.
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
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Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.
Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.
When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.
"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"
On october 22nd your allowed to kiss your crush ANYWHERE ANYTIME on the 22nd of october no matter what
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: WTF
You:its give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh...ok kiss me again