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Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
When a female is about to climax due to cunnilingus, reaches up and slaps her partner across the face, then proceeds to climax on said face.
Watch out for that chick, she'll give you a pink lady in a shot glass!
A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...
Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!
A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass
a champagne glass is when an underage girl has sex with an older man, usually while she is drunk, or high.
man, i got that champagne glass last night.
When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
When on occasional spectacle wearer uses glasses to compensate when concentrating. Arms at 10 past, lens frame at 10 o'clock
"Pete means business on this Playstation fishing game. Glasses at 10 past 10".