"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.
"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense
Drew mike the goon of the century. Drew mike is the most goon person of all time. Potentially going down in history books as The goon goblin. Goon meaning A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Awh man I wanted to hangout with my friends but the goon goblin struck
A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.
When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
Dude did you see that Goblin King?
Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.
Green Goblin And Carnage Merged Together (AKA THE RED GOBLIN).
The Red Goblin Throws red carnage pumpkin bomb.
A name that describes Mr.nips with his melted candle face,and neck that always talks to people.
Hey Mr.Nips you look like a Chode Goblin.
Is when she keep poppin up jus to constantly fuck a nigga in other words obsessive side hoe
Nig 1: I got a problem my nigga the chick I bang the other night won't stop hmu I get sick of hog goblins my nig she still here
Nig 2: now she won't leave yo black ass my nig?
Nig 1: yezir
Nig 2: damn!