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A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge
Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
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the perfect guy...usually someone you have yet to meet but whose known attributes fit your criteria of your soulmate...this is the person who gives you hope that "the one" still exists
Lilly has never found "the one" but knows that he is out there because someone like Nick (who she knows has certain attributes she looks for) exists. Circumstance prevents Lilly and Nick from meeting, but also prevents Nick from falling in her eyes.
Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."
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If a straight guy has developed a "guy crush" on another guy, they admire him for his looks, fiscal attributes, sex life, attitude or relationship with girls and other guys. They may wish to be like him, be friends with him or just touch him. It is not wrong to like a girl while having a guy crush.
#1: Sam: Matt is so sexy, I think I'm developing a guy crush on him.
#2 Liam: Brett, stop staring at him. He'll think you have a guy crush.
#3 Scott: Do you see the was Sam follows you around? He probably has a guy crush on you. What do you think he likes about you ? Your dick?
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Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!
Oh shit look at biker guy and his scary tattoos i bet his mom thinks hes tough.
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JST guys / JST party
Japan-Standard-Timely company of people;
could catch you in the middle of weary panties only sit., esp. still-on time of preparty or Long Acting medication time.
BTW: On the slips of Takkyubin (🏓Japanese delivery service) you should check boxes to designate desired hour of delivery.
PingPong! (Japanese door chime sounds)
Jhon "Who the heck is that?"
Jane "OMG, i forgot we are in Tokyo, JST Guys arrived!"
Upstairs:
Son of Abikos "Gee, JST party in my pants!"
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1. A guy who is comes a lot, but he can still continue having sex.
2. A guy who comes a lot on his girlfriends stomach/belly.
You're such a cummy guy!
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