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a very kinky and skill full sex act
The first scene of the porno envolved canada's history
A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.
For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.
as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.
A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"
"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.
the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"