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To get his pp hard
I need to move around IM SOLID cuz u or when I hugged him I asked y do u keep moving he said bcuz IM SOLID
When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.
IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE
To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"
you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.
This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.
The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.
An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.
John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️