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1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)
2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)
1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback
2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"
a sheep woth the fastest glassen and tha rolex
Look att thet #mad fresh sheep. He raping that bird
It's fresh braids day! On this day u get to record urself saying fresh braids with the original sign!
"Mum, ITS FRESH BRAIDS DAY🤟🤟
It's fresh braids day!!
"Mum! It's fresh braids day! record urself doing fresh braids and ofc with the sign!! 🤟🤟"
Quite honestly the greatest pizza of all time
The greatest pizza ever is Fresh Slice Pizza