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Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.
My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that
Dave is sexy, smart, tall guy with some amazing surfing skills. He can run fast and has decent tan on his body.
Girls always falls in love with Dave and Dave take good care of his fans.
A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.
Dave got drunk last night and started being gay towards everybody. Total gayfer.
The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).
A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.