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ew

jason? ew.

by Uh ok..... December 16, 2023


Jason

When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.

Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.

by Remilazerus July 8, 2021


Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean July 16, 2017


Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J

I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him

by Caitlinator16 April 21, 2022


Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020


Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020


Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 18, 2020