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When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
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Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"
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Everything's okay, no sweat, all is forgiven. Based on the premise that bad habits (jones) are often possessed by geniuses (masters), so the message is, "Hey, even the best of us mess up now and then."
Guy 1: Bro, I'm really sorry I dented your car when I passed that semi in the no passing zone; I assume you'll never lend me your car again.
Guy2: Eh, alias jones, alias masters. Just glad no one was hurt.
Lillie-Ann is a great person she can make you laugh but she has a little hint of devil in her don’t mistake her for somebody else she can be the bet in the world but she can also be a brat
Lillie-Ann Marie Jones is the best
When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.
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originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother
"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.
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sexy little bitch that works in galleries
"o hi liam robert thaomas jones"
"o hi is that liam robert thomas jones?"
"yeah"
"no? alright ill try again later"
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