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Girls from Jersey are absolutly diffrent than just normal girls. Jersey Girls create their own definition. Jersey Girls are about being the life of the party, and not giving a fuck who they are with, or where they are, they will still make the night rememorable in any way possible. Skanky? Yes they are, but they have the attitude to make you love them. They don't view life as hell, they view life as a huge party, and they're going to take risks more than be controlled and reserved.
They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
Whitney Houston - Crazy as hell bitch, but she's sexy in her own way.
Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.
they're New Jersey Girls
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the most confusing and alias girls out there. they tend to go after african american males
who the girls that davon fucked last night?
i dont know..some new jersey girls
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WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
MY GIRLFRIEND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP STUCK TO THE SHEETS. I GAVE HER THE NEW JERSEY CUDDLE
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When one commits the act of leaning out the passenger side door, with the door open, but still in the seat to urinate. The drive then begins to drive either in a straight line, or around like a drunken bastard to make funny designs, as the passengers urinates.
"Yo Stephen, go drive through the Quiznos lot and check out the New Jersey Drive By that James left.
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A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
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When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.
Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!
When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window
Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!