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Sexiest girl out there. Good at anything especially head. Personally you should get yourself a Jess Gray because theyre so amazing. Best girls out there.
“Did you see Jess Gray today?, She looked stunning”
The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
jesse is a pretty common name tbh, but if you ever breathe the same air as him you should be thankful, thankful that his girlfriend, delaney, hasn’t killed you yet.
jesse ott is daddy tbh, superior to any jesse you know.
The most cute, adorable couple you will ever meet! They will definetly be the life of the party and make any special moment a time to remember. They will forever & always be together
Who are they?
That's “Jesse And Chantelle”
Jesse barrat is a fucking unit at your school respect him u fat cunts
He gets all the hotties
Jay said : Damm u look like a Jesse barratt
1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
Amelie and Jess are one of the best dynamic duos you'll ever see. Funny, quick-witted, emotional and just plain awesome. They may have had some ups and downs in their time, but at the end of the day they've shared some great memories and will continue to share more. They're both just awesome and are absolutely perfect for each other. They're the perfect power couple.
Everyone else:
Amelie and Jess: *sexing furiously*