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A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.
Hey check out my pocket jesus.
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A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.
Jesus himself was, in fact, a Jew for Jesus.
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(Noun). Christian church.
"what R U doing this sunday?" Oh, I'm going to the club. "What club?" Club Jesus!!!
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when miracles happen via facebook you thank your online savior.
I never have to talk to that girl again b/c she saw my tagged pics on facebook. Thank you facebook Jesus.
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Your legs, the simplest mode of transport. Often said in jest or sardonically
Max: How did you get here?
Min: Oh,on jesus wheels...
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Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"
I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
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Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.
The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
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