Uncle Jimmy

A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.

#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.

#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.

#1: Moo.

#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.

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pull a Jimmy

the act of walking into a random room, usually a dorm room, standing or sitting there for an amount of time to make it awkward, then leaving without saying a word. Can also include a random story to make the situation even more awkward.

Note that this action can occur at any time of day, and the door does not even have to be open.

"Did Matt just walk into the room and then leave?"

"Yeah. He totally pulled a Jimmy."

"He must be bored. That's the only time I'd ever pull a Jimmy."

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Jimmy car

A car that is called Jimmy.

"Hey, cool car".
"Thanks its name is Jimmy".
"heh heh, Jimmy car".

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Doctor Jimmy

A 'Doctor Jimmy' is the act of sexually assaulting/raping someone, usually a woman. The reference is taken from the the chorus of Dr Jimmy, a song by The Who, where 'Doctor Jimmy' is an alternate, woman-raping personality of the main character in the rock opera Quadrophenia.

"Damn son, I heard Keith's in jail!"
"Yeah, he was drunk and pulled a Doctor Jimmy on his brother's girl, Heather."

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Jimmy T

A person that rubs his chin over a kebab

Wow, that guy is so fat he must be Jimmy T.

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jimmy page

Definately NOT god or a god.No musician or human being for that matter is.If you actually speak in these terms then you're a mentally retarded fag.

He's a good guitar player.

He "IS" unfortunately,a lousy,no-good,dirty,fucking,scumbag Satanist!

I like all of Zeppelin's tunes,and some of Plant's solo shit,and the PAGE/PLANT unplugged Mtv concert,and jimmy page's guitar playin', but dammit those dudes are fucked in the head and into Satanism.Poor limey fruits.

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jimmy stick

1) The Penis

2) A long slim jim

3) Any long item

1) Billy's jimmy stick seems to be rather sore today.

2) You gotta pay me for that jimmy stick.

3) Hand me that jimmy stick.

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