vampire jizz

idk wtf jizz

your vampire jizz got all over my carpit

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Jizz Wiz

A man in which creates a lot of jizz

Man.. that guy is a real Jizz Wiz

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monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

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jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

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jizz face

"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.

thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"
thugII: "tru"

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jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

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jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

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