heck of a job

Phrase used by George W. Bush to refer to Michael Brown, then head of FEMA, during the response to Katrina. And the mocking was rightfuly deserved, as Brown was more or less inactive during the crisis, possibly delaying the establishment of refugee camps outside the city. The Mayor and the Governor fucked up completely, but Brown and Bush did as well. It is completely improper to try and protect them from blame and focus only on local and state officials.

The fact of the matter is that Mike "heck of a job" Brown fucked up the FEMA response. He did nothing to help the people of New Orleans for several days (and that is not because the evacuation is still going), and only after the National Guard finally arrived was anything done.

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eye job

when someone licks your eye to the point of an extreme orgasm

HOT GIRL: I want to give an eye job to Ashton, but I think he's too hot for me
or
"damn dude, she gave mad road eye. i couldnt really see while i was driving, but i didnt care because IT FELT SOOOO GOOD!

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roll job

Getting off inside the rolls of fat women.

I got a roll job from that hot 300lb bitch last night, and it took me an hour to clean my dick of the bacon fat and pieces of chicken

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Hand Job

The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.

My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.

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punch job

Essentially the same as a handjob, but the person performing the act engages in violent striking of the groin area.

Ouch I got a punch job last night and now I am peeing blood.

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cham job

when an individual, typically a woman, gives a handjob over the pants and said recipient believes he recieved a legit handjob

Cameron: "Hey fellas, I got a hand job last night!!!"
Amigos: "Oh really, describe it."
Cameron: "Well, a young lady I was with placed her hand on my genitals over my jeans! I creamed my pants!!!"
Amigos "Aww silly, thats not a hand job, thats a CHAM JOB!!!"

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newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

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