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You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
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A place that is close to Jonesborough (Somewhat) and when asked where i live the reply is WHA!?! Thats a place? some of the boys here are jackasses most of which are named Justin.
P1:So where do you live,what city?
P2:Oh you know Johnson City,TN.
P1:Oh so hows Nashville?
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Hop off my johnson means in a different phrase "get off my case". Used mostly when youre just joking around with your friends but can also be used when trying to get someone thats attempting (and probably failing harshly) to tell you off. They get confused, you walk out feeling good that you got away from that.
Person 1: "I bet you've never even been kissed before, have you?"
Person 2: "Hop off my johnson!"
*person 2 walks out while person 1 is still in a state of confusion.
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Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner
Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room
A nickname for Iowa City, Iowa. Used derisively by some and proudly by others, the nickname refers to the liberal political philosophy of Johnson County, especially in contrast to the surrounding counties and state. Johnson County elects Democratic and/or Liberal candidates in rates uncharacteristic of the state of Iowa. The creation of this liberal enclave probably came about because of the University of Iowa.
As many students of the University will agree, the liberal nature of the area is also probably accounted for by the large number of Chicago area natives who have moved to the area. Many Iowans living in Johnson County and/or attending the university keep their conservative views.
This nickname is thought to be derived from the writings of a conservative reporter in Des Moines, Iowa.
The political views expressed in the People's Republic of Johnson County are typical of the kind expressed in scholarly, educated areas. The reason it is noteworthy in Iowa City is because the surrounding area is very conservative and rural.
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A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.
The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on
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Verb
1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock
He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson