July 17

The day whores and pussy suckers are born

july 17 is basically what i said in the definition

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Christmas in July

When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.

That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!

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July 7

A day where a girl has sex with any guy that ask

Guy 1: hey girl can I have sex with you
Its July 7th
Girl 1: fine

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Julie

A chubby girl that plays PUBG

Is that a Julie

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July 2

The day where all assholes were born

Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy

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july 12

international hopekook day. the day to celebrate how jungkook and hoseok from the band bts love each other and are soulmates🥺

maniac michael: “bro it’s july 12 tomorrow”
shabby sheldon: “BRO IT’S HOPEKOOK DAY TOMORROW”
maniac michael: “OH FUCK YEAH!”
shabby sheldon: “let’s pray for a hopekook selca”
maniac michael: “YEAH MAN”

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July 8

Another day of the year for National Slap An Ass Day.

It's July 8, you know that that means Jeremy!

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