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A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.
I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.
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Half lesbian: A women who says oml and smh too many times in a short period of time. One who is never wromg by their standards and is stubborn.
Person one: hey des?
Des: yes?
Person one: why won't the half lesbian in the chat Skype?
Des: that's just half lesbians for ya :/
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wow you horny fuck. Welp your gonna get what you want
It was 11:00 pm. Me and my girlfriend Hanna were at a bar to get some beer. I didn’t want to drink that much so I only had one cup or so. But my girlfriend had a lot of beer. She was drunk as hell, and very very horny. “Ella~ darling~ come home with me so we can have some fun!~ how does that sound?~” her beautiful voice whispered in my ear, I felt my pussy getting wet just hearing it. I drove us home and we ran up stairs to our room. I got the dildos while Hanna stripped butt ass naked. I jumped on the bed and Hanna started fingering me slowly. “A- ahh~ harder babe.. mmm~” I moaned “whatever you say darling!~” Hanna replied, she went harder and harder and faster and faster till I couldn’t take it “AHHH~ MOMMY PLEASE!~~ HANNA F- AHH~~ FUCK ME HARDER!” I screamed. And so she did. soon she took her fingers out of my pussy and we 69d all night long. Then in the morning we did it again. the end
this is my first time righting a nsfw story so hope you liked it! :)
Person a: I had amazing lesbian sex with my gf last night!
Person b: wow! Can we have a threesome some time?
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This is the girl version of a gay male twink. They normally will be mistaken as a small gay man from a distance, but up close they’re a skinny girl who is probably on tik tok and hides her insecurities with make scented cologne.
“Damn, she a lesbian twink, but I’d let her top”
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Older women that live together but not in a romantic way.
"Man those ladies are vanilla lesbians"
"They're not lesbians they are vanilla lesbians"
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The lesbian who has collected the most golden stars in class for good behaviour.
Teacher: And today yet another gold star for Lisa! You have collected 15 stars this week, that makes you this week's goldstar lesbian. Good job!
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