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When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it
They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit
a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.
Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.
Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship
Chad: are we locked in?
Brad: yes <3
A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
A term used by british grime artists such as Laytz, Lock that mash is a term used to describe the machine gun being on lock. alternatively, it can mean when someone throws away their unwanted mash potatoes
She said that she wants a bad man so bad man gonna lock that mash