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Bre and Matt are two peas in a pod. Everybody is jealous of how close they are.
Look at Matt and Bre aweee. Bre and Matt are special.
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A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.
See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.
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Matt is an elusive creature that has only been described in literature from the 15th Century until he surfaced in Middle Tennessee. Matt “Warthog” Wilson now holds the world record for most children under his care that didn’t come from his own ball sack.
“Wow... that Matt Wilson sure is a Warthog”
“Did you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”
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A peanut butter monster who’s high all the damn time, gives great head, but not often... Matt parks pretty chill, he’s good at cooking, he likes Oreos and people named Vincent
Matt park? Oh yea we found that dude on the kitchen floor with his dick in the peanut butter jar.
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another saying for "i love you"
a cute thing to share with a cute girl.
no one knows what you two are talking about.
around friends, family, in a strange new place with new people, or just at home chillin with your girl.
boy: so i guess im taking off.
girl: alright, call me later.
boy: ok sweetie.
girl: i love you.
boy: Matt Damon!
girl: matt Damon!
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On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
In New Orleans-specific usage:
To not receive a position at work, in an organization, or elsewhere after initially having been promised that position.
Derives from Matt Damon being announced as the King of Bacchus for 2010. Later, once the Saints were doing well, Bacchus's spokespeople stated that the king would be Drew Brees instead.
Bob: Man, my boss told me 2 months ago that I'd be promoted to assistant manager but then he chose Kelly instead.
Mark: Haha, you totally got Matt Damon'ed.
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