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When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.
Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...
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Matt is a person who eats ass, and he scopes out the girls and fucks them
guess what Matt did to me
Matt fucked me last night
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Matt is a good guy. He values friendship and with stay loyal. However, matt has a dark side and cheats on his partners and betrays his friends. He is good in bed but will back-stab anyone in an instant.
“LEAVE MATT, NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!”
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A resource to be used and disregarded once everything of value has been extracted.
I sure like using Matt and then not giving a fuck about him later!
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Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
I told my girl to go hangout with Matt from Tinder.
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat is a dirty old man.
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I sexy man who loves fanny and will do anything for it.
Masturbating
at
tities,
tits
Matt Robertson
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