The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.
Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.
The act of using a tissue to wipe up your popped zits on your face and then putting the tissue in your mouth.
Babe, come pop my pimples you love it. Okay let me grab a tissue and you can dirty mike it.
a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.
DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK.
You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them
Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic
Hot-miking (derived from "hot mic") is a term used in online gaming, describing the occurance of an online user unintentionally using the in-game voice chat, allowing unintended listeners (possibly of the enemy team) to hear private or tactical conversations.
A hot mic may also be called: microphone gaffe, open microphone or stuck microphone
global chat, Team 1 Hot micing player: "Hey, we're gonna flank them from the North!".
Opponent team chat Enemy Player: Guys there's somebody hot-miking on the enemy team. I've heard they're gonna flank us from the north!"
A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.
That guy is a moldy mike.
A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.
"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."
-Mike Beejmaster