mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

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Mud Walk

When the lean hits you hard and you stumble. Popularized in music by Chris Travis.

Xavier: Dog that lean bussin ive had 2 cupz

Chris: yah xay you doing the mud walk

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Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

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Mud Slide

When a male sits on a woman's face and tit fucks her while defecating into her mouth.

Her lips were slippery with Peter's lunch while he gave her the mud slide of her life.

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mud butt

when you fart and something bad happens long story short i shit on myself!!!!

dam son i got the mud butt

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Mud dogging

When you kick down the restroom door on an unsuspecting person who is taking a shit, grab them by the arm and pull them off the seat and proceed to rail them in the ass with poop and all

"Paul is going mud dogging at the public restrooms tonight on some poor bastard"

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Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

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