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When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.
Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.
Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.
My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.
When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!