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While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.
Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.
A very liquidity, loud, disgusting poop.
Could also be a juicy fart or a juicy burp
Me:Wow Peyton!! That was a really juicy crap!!
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa
Constipated, or feeling constipation
My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.
1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.
2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.
2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.
When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.