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flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!

Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.

by Mo Sol October 5, 2023


grandfather hair

A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.

Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).

Example 1

Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!

Example 2

Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.

by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019


Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022


the hair ball

(n) a type of sex configuration in a threesome where a hairy man is in between two other partners

Cole, Chris, and I tried out the hair ball this weekend. It was wild.

by noaboa1212 December 4, 2016


Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.

"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022


Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.

Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?

by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017


hair fiasco

The sad outcome when you have your inexperienced best friend dye your hair after a shared bottle of lambrusco.

Last night Sunshine and I tried to dye my hair medium brown but it ended up as a hair fiasco pink because we got distracted watching Troy and left the solution in too long.

by Lou from Louisiana July 11, 2008