Danger noodle surprise

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

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Chicken Noodle Sandwitch

A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"

OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good

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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

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poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

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Chicken noodle soup

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods

I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.

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Ball sac noodle

Another word for pubic hair

He had a ball sac noodle on his face

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Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

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