bust a nut

ejaculate, shoot a load, cum

Man I'm so horny I need to bust a nut!

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deeez nuts

An insult used by funny people

Lee: Yo, Deez was lookin for u a minute ago.
Crazy Asian Kid: Who?
Lee: Deez nuts, biatch!

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chunky nut

sperm that is strangely thick and cold

Did you hear about Steven Mehrtens bustin dat chunky nut in Beeches ear.....

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Hazel Nut

Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.

full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)

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Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

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Nut Quake

A nut quake is when you have both your hands on each of your testicles and furiously shake until you nut.

"I walked in on Jimmy in his room whilst he was nut quaking"
"I think I'm going to nut quake soon"

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Gutter Nuts

Another term used to express jock itch or rash on or in scrotum area.

I didn't shower for 3 days and now i have mad gutter nuts.

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