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Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024


soft top boys

Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.

Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it

by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023


micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017


Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019


Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017


soft with my hands

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner

I’m soft with my hands when touching you

by Zerojj August 15, 2023


soft horror

A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

by MellyShelly January 14, 2019