When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay
When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”
After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.
They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!
When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.
When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth
Shut up you soft apeth
Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
When you pull a one pump chump and have to keep tapping that ass with ur chode.
I had to hit that with a soft marshmallow!
2-dimensional electronic music instrument as opposed to 1-dimensional
"I like your wallpaper.
" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."